New Oesophaguses’s record imminent

Poor Records is ambivalent to announce to shareholders the imminent release of a new Oesophaguses’s record album. Believed to have a running time of approximately 40 (forty) minutes and contain roughly 13 (thirteen) tracks, this new release is predicted by our economists and forensic psychologists to be a low to moderate sales product that most likely will not adversely affect shareholder values. Therefore, given late developments (such as the obtaining of the Milliard Archives) the overall risk to the company has been deemed in the minimal to medium low range as measured by the standard assessment criteria enshrined in our constitution by Eternal CEO Fergus T. Lurg Snr (1903-1979). Any day now, auditory content pertaining to, or being the, release of and/or said record will uploaded to this site.