Poor Records Ltd. is pleased to announce that it has obtained the Milliard Archives from National Governments and International Corporations after decades of negotiations.

The Milliard Archives are a great treasure of public interest, and Poor Records Ltd. is proud that it has become privatised and will increase shareholder profits and dividends, to avert any possible takeover by rival corporations.

David Perkersky, the former Editor in Chief of the Milliard Archives opposes the takeover, and describes it as being corporatist terrorism on an unprecedented scale. “It is regrettable,” he says.

“Never in my long years of service did I ever expect such a travesty of book keeping, such desecration of the public record, would be possible. I always believed that the archives were for the good of the nation and the people, but now, kleptocrats rule the world.”

Poor Records Ltd. strongly refutes the allegations, and will be pursuing appropriately vigorous legal action against Dr Pekerksy and his associates.