In Loving Memory of … Et Cetera

Firstly, Poor Records Ltd. wishes all shareholders and people of all faiths and backgrounds a happy new financial year, and wishes you all the utmost success and happiness, which is indisputably quantified by money. These felicitations and well-wishes do not extend to any persons or corporate entities, living, dead, or otherwise who may or may not be engaged in litigation with Poor Records Ltd in either/or the past and/or future. Secondly, Poor Records Ltd. is equivocal about announcing to shareholders […]

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POOR RECORDS SHAREHOLDER MEETING MINUTES MARCH 6, 11PM, SACRED VIRGIN MARY CATHEDRAL, PINSK PRESENT AT MEETING: [redacted] *At the last minute the meeting was moved to a closed online plenum due to time constraints, logistical and legal issues *Poor Records CEO Fergus Q. Lurg was unanimously re-elected in his absence for the 187th quarterly term *Rigorous action to further secure and protect the Milliard Archives discussed and settled upon *Seizure of artists’ The Oesophaguses’s (henceforth known as sub-contractors) intellectual property by/for […]